An Observation From the Supermarket Parking Lot

If you are going to be dickish enough to take a handicap parking spot, at least have the common sense not to run back and forth to your car.

Walk slowly, fake a limp; show me something that gives me the benefit of the doubt on your level of douchebag-ness. Don’t make it that easy for me. I need to keep my game sharp and shooting pigeons isn’t good practice.